Rob said this. To me. Not kidding. Just said it.

“Meh that wizard won’t help you.”

Not making a joke.

Context, though necessary, is not permitted.

http://justicewagon.com/?page_id=83

If ever there was a place to jump back on the justicewagon it would of course be the red eye coming back from Seattle after a week of DeucesCracked glory with Chris “I knock with 0 after 3 draws” DeathDonkey, Joe “Keep me away from beachballs” Tall, Rob “Ninjas or bust” Entity, Aaron “You don’t know who I am because I don’t play poker” Marketting Guy, Dan “I has a pair” DJ Sensei, and of couse - Jonas “I am not some old time gambler” RiverBoatKing.

Luckily the chick next to me has a mask on. She’s got one of those awesome “fuck off I’m napping” things on, but then again so do I (resting above my eyes). I was trying to sleep then the chick next to me found it in her best interest to rest her foot on my chair.

Hi Chuck, I’m going to take the space off the 6 inch seat you’re currently propped up on and just fuck you over for the whole weekend. See, I have an awesome weekend coming up. But I decided it’s going to be dictated by the flight. Now, if i was smart I wouldn’t let it dictate my weekend. But then again if I was smart I wouldn’t think mixing beer and ice cream is a good idea. I don’t. So that makes me smart. Wait.

I’m seriously ready to open the emergency exit door, watch this skinny chick fly through at around 110 mph, close it back up, and high five someone. Also I can’t type correctly because my middle finger is sprained/gross/broken-ish.

Of course all that’s on right now is horrendous late night television. Apparently there is a show “I know my kid’s a star” where one Mom yells to another “Yaw daw-ta came affa my daw-ta en if she come affa my daw-ta again imma kick yo’ asss”. Real classy. I wonder if every time people like that end up on TV Darwin rolls over in his grave. As for the kids on that show. I love kids. Not all kids. Not those kids. I’d say sorry but don’t think they’d listen.

These freecreditreport.com commercials - first off it’s not free - are almost as bad as the cnet commercials. The original cnet commercials had an out of shape cave man looking dude basically wind up on some island and I guess start a company. Of course, he lacked this iniative on the mainland, but I guess with his back against the wall he and this fucking monkey (clearly a metaphor for the present day work force) decided they were going to start a company. Cnet, instead of rescuing him left him there. Based on his hippy ass looks I guess his ultra conservative Dad owns a good chunk of cnet and told them to leave him there and leave him there until he started a company.

Anyway, they decided to make some more commercials. One of them has him on the island and he sees a bunch of footprints and calls cnet, tells them the “competition is getting a little close” and wants to learn about network security. Clearly this guy is going to get killed. He should cut the shit and get LOST on dvd. Cnet dude - Jack’s dad probably knows your dad. Tell him to hook you up and GET OFF THE ISLAND. Walt will get you season tickets to the trailblazers. It will be bitchin’.

Guess she read this her foot moved. Nice.