August 11th, 2008 Archive

The greatest email of all time.

August 11th, 2008 by danzasmack in Things I read.

Ok, clearly not of all time. I’m sure somebody attached sliced bread to an email back in “oh four” or whatever they say.

Anyway.

Subject: A complaint would be entered to Crockett that one man owed another money and refused to pay him.

Body:
What, haven’t you a
watch, miss. he inquired.

I have not just at present–I am about to get a new one.

No.

My response: owned.