The guys at deucescracked have made me a rabid fan of apple computers. I have an iphone and a powerbook, and after you have those 2 things all you really need to live are your debit card, a pair of jeans, an un-assuming sweater, some eco-friendly boots, and of course a sweet backpack to put the laptop in. (Undergarments and means to fund the aforementioned debit card assumed).

However, apple downplays genius and brilliance worse than any company ever.

“The Genius Bar” - is yo’ shit fucked? Lol imma give you a new one. I mean, I guess it is pretty genius but, well.

Then I get this email from apple - “Brilliant gift ideas. Give ipod.”

If that stuff’s genius, I’m Ootant.