Blogging is about sharing highs and lows.

Of course, as you can tell by my lack of a post, I’ve been struck with a long “high” or “low” streak. Unfortunately we’re looking at the latter, and I’ve been pretty down in the dumps lately for some time now. Poker has sucked, but that’s not what’s been really bringing me down.

I’ve accidentally watched about 5 episodes of Sex and the City.

I know what you’re thinking - this show isn’t that bad! Pony Parker runs around and bangs that dude from the United States of Tara (worth watching imo) but is still in love with a chubby rich guy she calls big. Apparently the prettiest one (the brunette) can’t make a baby, the redhead chick is crabby, and the blonde one manages to find an offensively handsome man everywhere she goes and bang him.

I really don’t mind most of those things. What I do mind is Pony Parker (my brother told me that’s what the celeb blogs call her) runs around like a high class prostitute in some of the most ridiculous fucking clothing I have ever seen in my entire life. She has great abs, don’t get me wrong, but the middle part of her shirt has to be missing in about 90% of the series. No big deal right? Well, if I was walking around NYC and saw some woman dressed like she was, I would immediately make way for her to walk past me because she may be Amy Winehouse’s shadow or ghost or understudy or possible a witch or female wizard.

Female wizardry is a much bigger issue in today’s world than we really want to discuss. Until the FDA bans substances increasing casting abilities I really don’t know what to do.

Good to be back.