As will every other 2nd to last day of the month. It is officially “Awkwardly Close and Apologizing Day”. WHY? Because it is awkwardly close to the end of the month and my mix of sweat and Old Spice is clearly the best reminder.

How to celebrate: In a situation that requires you to stand near someone, you go and stand near them - only a little too close. Don’t like grab a boob or cup a buttock, but get a little too close and make it awkward. It’s not intimate. It is just like “uh, you can read the board from over there…”

Then, once the person acknowledges that you are too close, apologize as if to say “I’m sorry but there’s nothing I can do about this right now” - not like “oh I’m sorry I’m going to move”.

Once the moment passes feel free to go about your day. Celebrating your celebration with a cupcake or can of soda is fine/standard.