That has got to be the worst fucking card ever made.

1) Some asshole actually made that card. He literally went out of his way to make that card. There was a design process. “What are we going to do with this weird sunflower picture you drew?” “Sorry card.” “Who gets someone a card when they’re sorry?” “People who can’t afford flowers?”

2) “Forgive Me?” Seriously? You better attach this card to a fucking race car if you think I’m going to forgive you for anything if you gave me this card. They say it’s the thought that counts but honestly, I’d rather not know thoughts like this existed.

What type of situations merit and “I’m Sorry” card. Come to think of it I might just buy like 50 of these and keep them on me to give out when I fart in the elevator or something. “What’s that smell?” Boom here’s a card. I could probably buy like $500 worth of Applebee’s gift cards to stuff in there (get them at a discount I’m sure). Some would take it as “Great, this guy is giving me a gift card for when I get my appetite back” while the others will think “what the fuck did he eat at applebee’s? It smells like old tires in here.”